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Mike is arguing with three Rabbis over a passage in the Torah.
He argues with them for over an hour before he says

Mike: Alright you three think you're right and I think I'm right. Let's ask God.

The four men walk outside to a cliff, and Mike shouts to the sky

Mike: God if I'm right send me a sign!

Storm clouds begin to form, but nothing happens.

The three Rabbis aren't at all convinced saying

Rabbi 1: It was supposed to rain today.

They go back in and argue for two hours longer before Mike takes them back to the cliff, to ask God again.

Mike: God, if I'm right send a sign!

Then a massive Earthquake happens shaking the ground.

The three Rabbis still aren't convinced saying.

Rabbi 2: Not convincing, We live in California. There is a massive fault line you now.

They go back in and argue for another three hours, Mike takes them back out to the cliff a final time. Exhausted he asks

Mike: God, if I'm right please send a sign!

Then a booming voice comes down from the sky shouting

God: He's right!

The three Rabbis look at each other and then at Mike.

Rabbi 3: So what, now it's two against three.

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A Rabbi got into a serious auto collision with a man named Suckerberg. Neither of them were hurt. They got out of their vehicles which were both totaled and agreed that God was gracious to them. Suckerberg trying to get on the good side of the Rabbi so he would not suffer any legal impact from this occurrence, pulled a bottle of Mogen David Concord wine from his car and suggested they should have a drink on behalf of their good fortune. Suckerberg opened the bottle and took a hefty swallow then handed the bottle to the Rabbi. The Rabbi put the cap back on the bottle and handed it back to Suckerberg. Suckerberg asked, "Aren't you going to drink any?" The Rabbi said, "No, I think I'll wait for the police."

How did the Jewish soccer player get hurt?

He Torah ligament!!

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I have added a new Calendar and began adding Rosh Chodesh. We are currently in the 12th biblical month of the year at the time of this posting which began March 1, 2025. I will post more updates as they occur.

Sighting the new moon can be tricky. The next expected new moon is on March 30, 2025 but is only expected to have a 2% illumination. Which will be very hard to see. Rosh Chodesh begins when the moon is sighted with our eye, not other means. So that means that Rosh Chodesh might not occur until March 31, 2025. At that time the moon should have 7% illumination.

Our Elohim cares for us so much he gave us the Sabbath. I look forward to it so much every week. Did you know that it's been proven that Sabbath keepers live longer?

The new moon was sighted the evening of Friday February 28, 2025 making March 1, 2025 the 12th biblical month of the year. We are expecting the next moon sighting on March 30, 2025.

It's great to have a site where Torah people can unite. The body needs more unity. No division.