Suckerberg and a Rabbi

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A Rabbi got into a serious auto collision with a man named Suckerberg. Neither of them were hurt. They got out of their vehicles which were both totaled and agreed that God was gracious to them. Suckerberg trying to get on the good side of the Rabbi so he would not suffer any legal impact from this occurrence, pulled a bottle of Mogen David Concord wine from his car and suggested they should have a drink on behalf of their good fortune. Suckerberg opened the bottle and took a hefty swallow then handed the bottle to the Rabbi. The Rabbi put the cap back on the bottle and handed it back to Suckerberg. Suckerberg asked, "Aren't you going to drink any?" The Rabbi said, "No, I think I'll wait for the police."