Mike and three Rabbis

[John]

Mike is arguing with three Rabbis over a passage in the Torah.
He argues with them for over an hour before he says

Mike: Alright you three think you're right and I think I'm right. Let's ask God.

The four men walk outside to a cliff, and Mike shouts to the sky

Mike: God if I'm right send me a sign!

Storm clouds begin to form, but nothing happens.

The three Rabbis aren't at all convinced saying

Rabbi 1: It was supposed to rain today.

They go back in and argue for two hours longer before Mike takes them back to the cliff, to ask God again.

Mike: God, if I'm right send a sign!

Then a massive Earthquake happens shaking the ground.

The three Rabbis still aren't convinced saying.

Rabbi 2: Not convincing, We live in California. There is a massive fault line you now.

They go back in and argue for another three hours, Mike takes them back out to the cliff a final time. Exhausted he asks

Mike: God, if I'm right please send a sign!

Then a booming voice comes down from the sky shouting

God: He's right!

The three Rabbis look at each other and then at Mike.

Rabbi 3: So what, now it's two against three.